I have needed this for too long
order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.
Bunny master post
"Sometimes even three deep breaths can change everything."
Prince George of Cambridge being introduced to the Bilby which is being named after him at Toronga Zoo in Sydney today
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up